TV show favourites

This is a list of my favourite TV shows. I will also be writing what channel they are on.
They are not in order.

1. Spliced - ABC3
2. Ben10 - Channel 9 or GO
3. Chuggington - ABC2
4. Thomas the Tank Engine - ABC2
5. Titan - Channel 9 or GO
6. Winx Club - Boomerang
7. The Jetsons - Boomerang
8. The Flinstones - Channel 9, GO or Boomerang
9. Wacky Races - GO, Channel 9 or Boomerang
10. Penelope Pittstop - GO, Channel 9 or Boomerang
11. Merlin - Channel 10
12. Tom and Jerry - Boomerang
13. Tom and Jerry Kids Show - Boomerang
14. The Pink Panther - Boomerang
15. The Pink Panther and Pals - ABC3
16. What do you know? - ABC3
17. Richard Hammonds Blast Lab - ABC3
18. Superhero Squad - ABC3
19. Junior Masterchef - Channel 10
20. Tin Tin the TV series - Boomerang

Jingle farts

This is pretty disgusting.
You don't have to watch it.

Jokes

Q: What did the puppy say to it's Mum when she was hot?
A: Are you a hot dog Mummy and can I eat you?

Q: What do you call an elephant crossed with a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia.

Q1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A1: To get to the other side.
Q2: Why did the fox cross the road?
A2: Because it was chasing the chicken.

Q: What do you call a sheep wearing clothes?
A: Bra bra black sheep.

Q: Knock knock
Q: Who's there?
A: Swimming pool
Q: Swimming pool who?
A: Why are you talking to a swimming pool?

Q: Knock knock
Q: Who's there?
A: Atch
Q: Atch who?
A: Do you have a cold?

Q: Knock knock
Q: Who's there?
A: Who
Q: Who who?
A: What do yo think you are? An owl?

My drawings

These are some very good drawings I've made

















And some that my sister has done too




I hope you like them.

Please leave me a comment to let me know what you think.

Jake

Melbourne Cup Day

Today is 2/11/2010 which is a very special date because of Melbourne Cup Day.

Here is a video of the 2009 Melbourne Cup race:




I can't wait for this year's Melbourne Cup race and all the others.

By Jake.

My amazing school

The things we have at school are:

1. A science teacher who also teaches us other things like maths
2. A fabulous classroom
3. A hall for doing lots of fun stuff like PE practice (when its raining), assembly and sometimes we get to watch movies there
4. A PE teacher who gives us lots of cool activities 
5. A chess club on Tuesday at lunchtime. It takes nearly the whole of lunch time to play a game. Once I got a silver medal.
6. An art class room and teacher. She is fabulous because she also lets us play the piano and we get to do really awesome drawings
7. Mini-halls and portables
8. 4 roads around the school
9. A vege garden
10. An oval for sport activities, footy and soccer and Kelly Sports
11. A giant chess set. The pieces are taken out on Thursdays and Fridays.

My least favourite things

A list of stuff I really hate.

1. Fighting with my sister, Ella.
2. When I don't have anyone to play with.
3. When someone invades my privacy.
4. Being left out of everything.
5. When someone is a space invader.
6. Being sent to the corner.
7. When people don't want to be my friends.
8. Being interrupted (especially during a test).
9. Fish (except for salmon)
10. When people say "You can never be that" or other mean things.
11. When people don't let me concentrate and think.
12. Macaroni.
13. When Ella doesn't share her party food with me.
14. When Ella has a tantrum.
15. When I feel like nobody cares about me.