Jingle farts

This is pretty disgusting.
You don't have to watch it.

Jokes

Q: What did the puppy say to it's Mum when she was hot?
A: Are you a hot dog Mummy and can I eat you?

Q: What do you call an elephant crossed with a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia.

Q1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A1: To get to the other side.
Q2: Why did the fox cross the road?
A2: Because it was chasing the chicken.

Q: What do you call a sheep wearing clothes?
A: Bra bra black sheep.

Q: Knock knock
Q: Who's there?
A: Swimming pool
Q: Swimming pool who?
A: Why are you talking to a swimming pool?

Q: Knock knock
Q: Who's there?
A: Atch
Q: Atch who?
A: Do you have a cold?

Q: Knock knock
Q: Who's there?
A: Who
Q: Who who?
A: What do yo think you are? An owl?